Opinion

Welcome to 2014!

A new year has begun and if things go right, it will be a better year than the last. Maybe if we’re lucky, humans will stop killing and raping each other and departments such as the NSA will be dismantled for good. But all that might be asking too much.

What are some of your New Years resolutions? I’ve got a couple:

Lose weight.
Smoke less.
Facebook less.
Make new friends.
Shave my face.
Bacon.

Let’s see if I can stick to them.

Happy New Year, everybody!

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